Thanks for the advice, God!
God is a hysterically funny character in JB Lynn's Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman series, I've read the first book, and am planning to read book 2, Further Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman as soon as I can get to it. Confessions is neither vampire nor erotica, but still a really fun read.
Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to.
Training has never been so complicated And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target