Thursday, May 23, 2013

SM Johnson ~ Thursday Morning Coffee ~Happy Saints and Sinners week!

Good morning, Darlings, and welcome to This Much Craziness - or "to much to do before heading out tomorrow."

I'm off and running to New Orleans this week, hoping for lovely weather and fun people and Bourbon Street and... fleur di lis and just... all the wonderful happiness of the French Quarter.

In honor of my being able to attend the Saints and Sinners Writer's Festival, I've arranged for Three in the Dungeon to be FREE from AMAZON,  May 23rd through May 26th.

So feel free to click HERE to grab it (check price before you one-click buy it, though - in case Amazon fucks up and it doesn't list for free, because this has been known to happen).

Also - HAHAT (Hop against Homophobia and Transphobia) continues, so if you haven't, check out my post from last Thursday, and visit the hop itself - where something like over 100 authors are speaking out about homophobia and transphobia in an effort to stop the hatred (and offering prizes at every stop).

Have a great week, a safe weekend, and yeah, sure, I'll have a drink for you.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

SM Johnson ~Thursday Morning Coffee ~ F*ck OFF, homophobia

click for HAHAT blog hop
Well, now, I received a reminder that I'd signed up to write a blog post for the 2013 Hop Against Homophobia and Transphobia, and it's on a Thursday, and how convenient is that? Pretty fucking convenient, I'd say, since I had not a blog topic in mind because my brain is already imbibing alcohol on Bourbon Street, waiting for my body to catch up... (she says, as if she EVER has a topic outlined with neat bullet points or hashtags or whatever prepared in advance. Ha. Who's blog did you think you were visiting?)

Good morning, Darlings, and welcome to Trans Modified Cadets... er... Tripps Modeling Calves (Tripps being pants, calves being legs, get it, get it? No? Aw shit, never mind). Okay, okay, right again, this is your regularly scheduled Thursday Morning Coffee broadcast.

Welcome. We love you here. Well, I love you. I don't even know who the "we" would be. Voices in my head, perhaps,  or the "rest" of me.

International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia is May 17th. (Which, should, by my best scientific calculation, be today). [Hee - go ahead, laugh at me, total date FAIL]

Thursday, May 9, 2013

SM Johnson ~Thursday Morning Coffee ~ TMC Free Reads

Good Morning, darlings, and welcome once again to The Mighty Crayon. Uh. Wait. The Marvelous Clan? Or how about... This Magnificent Club.... Oh, okay, never mind, it's just your regular broadcast from Thursday Morning Coffee (wink). I hope that's what you've come for, at any rate.

This being the month of May, the month of the Saints and Sinners Literary Festival, and the fact that I get to go to one of my favorite places, New Orleans... I am going to offer Three in the Dungeon free on Amazon while I am away getting drunk on Bourbon Street learning more about my craft, from May 23 through May 25th.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

SM Johnson ~Thursday Morning Coffee ~ A Tiny Sip

Good morning, darlings, I hope you're having a lovely Thursday. Go pour yourself a cup of coffee - (Why yes, I'll have some too. Thanks).We in the upper Midwest are relieved as all get out to welcome May and to report that April's fucking-crazy-snow-shit-bastard has MELTED. Thank the gods for that newsflash, hmm? That's the "pro." the "con" is the whole world here looks dirty and ugly, now.

How much snow? According to some source or another, FIFTY-ONE fucking inches.

Yanno... it's not that it falls, and it's not that I have to drive in it, or wear my Sorels (mine are NOT this cute, for the record) for days on end - it's that you have to move the shit... off the car, off the porch, off the driveway... which is highly inconvenient. It's also that I kept getting my car stuck and needing to call in "boss's wife-pretty-please-with-sugar-on top" begging kind of favors, when I know the drivers (and the boss) are tired as hell and probably more sick of the white stuff than I am. (Why yes, I did notice that the driveway was FUCKED for the second time, and yes, I chose to attempt to drive into it anyway. I will be a stubborn creature of habit).

This is a stupid, stupid place to live. But... it is what it is.